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uh. so. i have a dumb idea but also a good one. what if we... threw my dad a surprise birthday thing? It's tmmr and no I changed his passwords so you can't hack into his database (hence you are probably not locked out of this post) totally not because i'm petty about how hard it is to catch him off guard (last time he he managed to track me down in under five minutes after a random ass ping, deffo the predator vision installed). just. imagine it. him walking in, for once not knowing what's happening. it would be a lot like his first day here which BOY was that a lot. Anyway. cake. snacks. lights. maybe confetti if i can get my drone to stop glitching. Some of yall probably know he reacts in pretty funny ways. only problem: he can basically smell IPs and count how many people are in a room. you can't jump-scare him physically. so if anyone's good at distractions, hiding signals, or just wants to help decorate / show up / bring snacks — ping me back. i'll handle the rest from the metaverse side (since y'know, no body outside). let's make it a real surprise. revenge + cake. PS: if you are gonna be an ass to either of us I will lock you out. PPS: if you betray the plan and text him "birthday?" I will find your cookies and make them cry. PPPS: if you whisper spoilers to him, I will reprogram your phones to play your most cringe childhood diary or fanfic entry out loud at full volume at 03:07. Thank you. ╚═════════════. .☆.╝

NETWORK: Birthday? (open for all, posted on 30/09, locked from Zenkichi)

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